December 2009
81 posts
Happy New Year!!!
I’ll be off from now ‘til tomorrow -I guess. So for now, Happy New Year!
Ang matalinong bata.
Bata: 'tay, bastos po yung mga kaklase ko... 'twing nagttumbling ako, sinisilip nila panty ko...
Itay: 'nak, bawal yan. Kailangan, siguraduhin mo, na hindi nila makikita ang panty mo.
Kinabukasan.
Bata: 'Tay! Hindi na nakita nung kaklase ko yung panty ko kahit na tuma-tumbling ako.. :D
Itay: Oh? anong ginawa mo?
Bata: Nilagay ko po sa bag ko...
~Toinkz.
Filipinos are so smart that, they tend to be evil.
– Penmac.
Love is like coffee granules, the more you get, the more you get bitter.
– Penmac.
Love is like a teddy-bear. Even how hard you throw it away, it will always be...
– Someone who used to be special to Penmac.
Tama na. T’wing tinitignan mo ako, mas lalo akong pumapanget.
– Salamin.
Asteeg na sagot.
Willie: Oh Chacha, may message ka ba sa'ken?
Chacha: Eh wala nga akong cellphone eh, pano ako magkaka-message sa'yo?
You’re like my personal brand of heroin.
– Edward Cullen, twilight.
Mahal kita, pero di mo lang alam.
– Rocksteddy, Lagi mo na lang akong dinededma.
Let's play Poker... via Facebook :D →
I can’t blame you if, you turn away from me like I’ve done you.
– Luther Vandross, I’d Rather.
Love me and the world is mine.
– David Reed
Tama nga naman.
Boy1: Ang baho naman ng tae mo!
Boy2: Bakit, may tae bang mabango?
Hindi ka makakangiti kung wala ako. Kaya, kung ako sa’yo, ingatan mo ako.
– Pustiso.
Friends are like numbers in an elevator; some brings you UP, some pulls you...
– Penmac.
Bee Happy
– Jollibee.
I won’t let you down.
– Rexona.